What I want out of an EV:

  • I want it to look like a normal car
  • I want it to drive like a normal car
  • I want it to have simple, basic, MECHANICAL controls like a normal car
  • I want WINDOWS and MIRRORS to see properly, not video screens

What I DON’T want out of an EV:

  • NO fricking touchpad controls
  • NO fricking ridiculous steering device that is not a properly circular wheel
  • NO other ridiculous non-automotive gadgetry that can’t be found on an average car built between 1990 and 2010.

Get off my lawn.