I want it in color, not grayscale. And a super-dark metallic shade of a color is now on my no-fly list too. Seriously, what is this shit they’re pushing on people these days? It can’t just be like a nice british racing green, it’s like someone accidentally got a bit of green in their black metallic.

“EEEEEEuuuuugggghhhhh sir wants his $100,000 sedan in something other than GRAYSCALLLLLEEEEE? Well for your DISCERRRRRRRRNING tastes, we now offer Executive Sedan With A V8 And AWD in our newest color...... ESSENCE OF A JUNIPER BUSH AT MIDNIGHT It’s a most exclusive color, just for you!”

Meanwhile, in my garage (yes, i will post this pic again)