I have a friend who DOES NOT YIELD. He’s punching it and the world must yield to him.

He’s also one of those people who are adamant that they’re “totally ok to drive” after spending four, five, six hours at the bar. There’s a surprising number of people like that in this world and I think the worst part is how insulted they act when you order a cab anyway. I much prefer my $10 cab ride over watching you get a $10k DUI.