I used to sell cars, and this one customer had something wrong with their hands and kept them perpetually wrapped in bandages. They traded in an e90 3-series, and every interior surface was covered in sticky. Like, you know that grossness of the adhesive left on your skin when you remove a band-aid after a couple days? Imagine that, multiplied by years of daily build up. The steering wheel had so much adhesive build up on it that it had to be scraped off. Every hard interior surface had become soft-touch because of the layers of adhesive. Now also imagine the smell that comes with bandage adhesive and the dirt that naturally sticks to it. I want to vomit just from the memories.

Can I please be un-greyed? :)