1. I bought a 1991 Subaru XT-6 from a Russian truck driver who lived in an old farm house in the middle of a strawberry field. Car had a salvage title, had to jump start it to test drive. Ended up being a total piece of shit car and donated it to charity about 18 months later. Pro tip: never buy a used car from a russian truck driver who lives in the middle of a strawberry field.

2. I sold a 1989 subaru XT to a meth addict/dealer. Since he couldn’t keep more than $50 on him at any time he payed me about $25 a day until the envelope had the required amount of money that we agreed upon for the sale of the car. It took him about 2 weeks to come up with the $350, that also included one falsified cashiers check for $75 that I had to give back to him. He drove the car 24/7 for about 9 months before it finally gave out.