So many bad car choices. I remember his lousy justifications too...

1. “A Bonneville SSE is comparable to any Mercedes, just front wheel drive.”

2. “An El Camino is better than a truck AND a car.”

3. “Corvairs are Porsches for Americans.”

4. “I bought her an Escalade because she’s got tastes.” (wife 3.0)

5. “I swapped the 280zx for a Buick Regal because I’ve drunkenly wrecked the z car enough to never be allowed insurance.”

6. “You’re gonna love this 3rd door on my new Z71.”

There's more. So much more.