And Cadillac’s engineers were apparently quite adamant about it being “fun to drive.”

During a presentation at the car’s media launch in Seattle, Cadillac’s engineers spoke at length about how the brand-new chassis has been stiffened for greater driver engagement and road feedback. It even has a lateral cross brace.

American car buyers: “We want crossovers, but, like, fun to drive: less body roll, lower center of gravity, more connected to the road, etc.”

Also American car buyers: “We will never, ever, under any circumstances, buy a station wagon.”

This is why America is doomed.