Lancia Scorpion. Nonexistent brakes in stock form, so bad they had to stop production for an extended period and even then failed to fix it. Vastly underpowered, and less good looking and planted than the Monte Carlo it’s based on due to US regs, and they rust to pieces, but I still want one. It’s like a stray cat or dog, I’m sure I can fix its many problems, because I’m blinded by its design and midengined panache.