I’d love to see a car ad piece that uses the Captain Obvious model of exposition for everything.

“This 2.4L DOHC 16V I4 engine with Dual VVT delivers up to 173 horsepower so that you don’t have to push the car yourself manually.”

“The powerful stereo head unit will automatically deliver electrical signals to the speakers to generate sound, so that you are no longer required to sing and hum manually.”

“The windshield wipers will engage at the touch of a switch, pushing the water off of your windshield glass automatically so you don’t have to sluice water off your car glass manually.”

Now THAT’S what I call automatic features!