Teenage me:
K&N air filter
“10 extra horsepower.”

Not-so-teenage me:
Acura 3.5 RL
“NSX engine.”

Not-so-not-so-teenage me:
Mercedes W126 that hadn’t cranked since the previous century
“Won’t cost more than a thousand to get it running.”

Today me:
Jalopnik
“I’ll just pop over for a minute, won’t spend time posting any comments.”