I frequently tell my truck-bro friends that my ‘14 Fiesta SE hatchback can do anything a truck can do lol, they get so mad.

“NO IT FUCKIN CAN’T THAT TINY-ASS CAR CAN’T PULL SHIT OR HAUL SHIT OR DRIVE THROUGH A FIELD WORTH A SHIT FUCKIN SHIT.” *spit*

I mean, I never said it could do truck things better than a truck. Because it definitely can’t. But it can do them. Can it drive off road? Sure. Not very well, but it can. Can it tow a boat? Sure. Not a big one, but it can tow a little one short distances. Can it haul a bunch of mulch? Sure, if it’s in bags and I take a few trips.

But it’s still kind of fun to carry out that lie while I still can.