So, our Driver’s Ed instructor told us:

1.) As boys, we needed to learn how to operate the radio while driving so we could “pick up the hot tuna”. Not making that up... Class act all the way, Mr. Monterey County 3 Syllable Drivers Ed Teacher.

2.) Told us not to change lanes because you will end up driving a much longer distance because of the Pythagorean Theorem. Yeah, that’s a long and thin right triangle, Mr. Redacted.