And on the 3rd Day, Jeepsus Arose from the Concept Car Grave... David Tracy went to junkyard tomb where Jeepsus was buried to weep... but the Tomb was empty! Jeepsus appeard to David Tracy and said, do not weep young-former FCA engineer, for I have died, been jump-started, and live again.

David Tracy ran to the town of Moab to spread the good news that Jeepsus has risen and lives at the drivers side of Willy’s Jeep for eternity.

We now recognize this day as Jeepster, and the 40-days leading up to as (re)Lent. It is in this time, as an act of Jeepsus worship that David Tracy bring other jeeps back from the dead in Honor of the Rust-Holey Ressurection.

AMEN.