Native reporting in. Y’all basic.

- Best party: Dragoncon
- Best philly: Woody’s
- Best dive bar: Yacht Club
- Best karaoke: Mary’s
- Best comic shop: Oxford
- Best cheap date: Starlight Drive-In
- Best expensive date: Trader Vic’s (alternative tiki bar: SOS)
- Best drive-thru: Mixed Up Truck Stop
- Best tattoo parlor: Timeless
- Best pizza: Grant Central
- Best delivery pizza: Davinci’s (get them cheesesticks yo)
- Best large music venue: Tabernacle
- Best small music venue: The Earl
- Sleaziest singles bar: The Local
- Best jukebox: Righteous Room
- Bar where locals run into their parents: Manny’s
- Best grocery store: Dekalb Farmers Market

General tips: Never take GA-400. APD will ignore most calls not involving gunfire while all police outside of the city proper will harass you for misdemeanors. MARTA will fail you. If you a ride a bike eventually you will get hit by a car. Fuck Cobb County.