I drove past my old Chairman’s while out for an afternoon of twisties in my painstakingly ‘refurbished’ 1986 944. He was out, so I stopped to say Hi. I had just washed it, and it was looking awesome.

Ex-Chair (in thick Italian accent): “What is that?”

Me (very proud): “This is my old ‘86 Porsche 944.”

EC: “That’s almost interesting”.