My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my Subaru. Or when I’m loading parts for his Chevy pickup into the back of my Subaru. Or when he elects me to drive when ever we go anywhere because I get better gas mileage.. in my Subaru.