1) Elio will reemerge. More people will be duped out of deposits.

2) GM will still mostly suck.

3) We still will have no idea what the Ford Bronco will look like.

4) Flying cars will only be 2 years off.

5) Trump will find a way to fuck something up.

6) Gas prices will go up sharply when the next round of severe storms wipes out even more gulf area refineries.

7) Comment of the Day delivery girls will elicit a multitude of sexist remarks.

8) A certain Jalopnik writer will stun the Internet by obtaining an actual working vehicle. He’ll feel extremely guilty about it and promptly sell it.

9) I’ll still pine after a Rally Fighter.

10) Traffic will just get worse.