You’re forgetting one thing. You’re talking about 7-11 Big Gulps. This is a Subaru so you should be judging this by how many cans of La Croix can the Ascent hold. Since a Costco case of Coconut La Croix is 24 cans, this baby comes up 5 cup holders short.

Real question is, how many Kind Bars can fit in the center armrest?