My great aunt, when she was getting senile and shouldn’t have been driving anyways, used to regularly drive her car to the mall. She would then forget she drove, and take the bus home. Upon arriving home and finding her car gone, she would call the police to report it stolen. She did this so many times, my grandfather used to get calls from the local PD to tell him, “She did it again.”

This was the same woman who around the same time got a ticket for driving without a license and without insurance. Her response to the situation was, “Well, you can’t blame me for driving without insurance. The damn company wouldn’t renew me after I lost my license.”