If there are no cars behind me, then you don’t need to force your way between me and the car in front of me, slow the fuck down and get behind me.

Don’t ride my ass expecting me to speed up when we’re on a single lane each way road and there’s a vehicle...or TEN in front of me going slow. There’s nothing I can fucking do about it!

Don’t fucking speed up when we get to a passing lane! Just go the speed you were going and let me pass ffs.

If you see a sign that says “slower vehicles must use turn out” use the damn turn out! I’m especially talking to you tourist in the RV going 30 in a 55 on a mountain road.

If you’re on vacation, respect the locals and get the fuck out of the way.

Don’t stop in the middle of the damn highway to look at elk...moron.