Econolodge. A great budget motel chain across America. Same price as Motel 6 in most places with a free breakfast and less likely to charge for wifi. Love them.

Economy Inn, in North Carolina. A halfway house. Where you have to sign a code of conduct to check in. Where the peep hole in the door has been punched out to stallion gloryhole proportions so everyone can watch you sleep. Where the non smoking rooms stink of cigarettes. Where the beds itch. Where the bathroom just makes you grungier.

No they’re not the same damn thing, Google!

But I did get to ride The Tail Of The Dragon the next day. So it all worked out.