The BMW X4/X6 and their MB cohorts GLC/GLE Coupe.

Why? They’re fucking ugly and only exist to show off how much money you can spend poorly. They look like over-plasticed, tonka truck wannabes (apologies to Tonka). Seems to be the kinda car you get now that the Hummer H2 and H3 don’t exist anymore. They’re fucking Pontiac Aztec for the wealthy/douches that live in their mom’s basement because all the money they’d spend on rent is in the driveway.