The Porsche Carrera GT. Yes, I’m fully aware that it’s an engineering masterpiece and it is beloved by people who want their car to beat them up rather than the other way round. I also concede it makes one of the most bewitching sounds I’ve ever heard. But I just can’t bring myself to like it. Its shape is as sinuous and seductive as E.T., the ride turns your spine to dust, it’s got the single most hideous steering wheel ever designed, and on top of that, it’s now even more ludicrously expensive than it was when it came out. Everything about it bothers me for no real reason.