I have a couple:

- Driving in central Illinois with the top down one night with my ex-gf when I saw some weather up ahead, and, thinking it was just rain and our speed would keep us dry, I charged on. Let’s just say that nickel-sized hailstones will absolutely give you a black eye and knot on the forehead.

-I had the top slashed and my seats stolen from the car, and then the car filled with 1/2" of water over the weekend. The worst part was that all the doors were already unlocked...