When riding a motorcycle in Ontario, Canada, you’re required to have both hands and both feet on the relevant handles/pegs, and your ass in the seat AT ALL TIMES. You can get charged with stunting (minimum $2000 fine and roadside impoundment for first offence) for any of the following:

1. Standing up on the pegs to stretch or absorb the shock of rough pavement or a railroad crossing.

2. Dropping one or both feet off the pegs to stretch or to indicate a hazard to a rider behind.

3. Using your left hand to adjust your helmet, check/reset ODO, etc.

It’s fucking insane.