*insert comment from NYer complaining about NYC*

*insert comment complaining about NYers complaining about NYC*

*insert comment complaining about people complaining about NYers complaining about NYC*

*insert comment complaining about people complaining about people complaining about NYers complaining about NYC*

*insert comment complaining about article complaining about NYC*

*insert comment saying NYC sucks and ~insert place here~ is better*

Did I miss anything?