The most disturbing was when my youngest son projectile vomited from the middle row of the Odyssey over my shoulder and hit the windshield.

The messiest was when that same kid filled up the car seat AND the van seat while stuck in traffic on I20 in Atlanta with nowhere to exit and no air flow to avoid the smell.

A close 2nd to the messiest is when my oldest boy threw up on my youngest boy. I was fortunate it didn’t start a chain reaction.