Some lady told me that I should reconsider sleeveless tops because my arms are getting kind of “manly” lately. I told her that she should really reconsider telling other adults what to wear because it might cause someone else, someone not so fucking pleasant, someone not so just gosh darned interested in cake and NOT at all interested in chasing nosy busy bodies around store parking lots might do something unsavory to her. She frowned and stomped away. A few minutes later she came back around and apologized for her unsolicited advice and I apologized for my snarky, potentially threatening response. We were both at the checkouts at the same time. I picked up all of my grocery bags with one arm and strolled out.

I am kind of amused by all of this.