I really hate my husband’s family. They are terrible, white trash, uneducated morons who like the tackiest shit and lack any culture. The current drama is that my FIL is being brainwashed by Fox News and Bill O’Reilly. I was at least relieved to find out he didn’t vote for Trump, but I guess he voted for Gary Johnson (ugh). Which makes sense, because Gary Johnson is a fucking moron and so is my husband’s fucking family.

I dream that one day my husband I will just move somewhere far away and never have to see any of them again. I guess I just have to wait till they die of old age and continue to make up excuses as to why I can’t go to the many pointless family gatherings they’re always organizing for some reason.