Longtime stalker, first time commenter!

The correct answer is our 2010 Jeep Compass:

Front wheel drive, CVT transmission, known to get stuck in 2 inches of snow.

2 weeks ago, a tree fell on it during a very windy day in Chicago. It shattered the windshield and severely dented the A pillars, hood, roof, and drivers side quarter panel. I pleaded with the insurance adjuster to total it out, but he wouldn’t. This car will not die.