Woke up at the tail end of a Paris - Milan Eurostar trip with over 200 bed bug bites, then got detained by the Carabinieri like it was my own fault that I got eaten alive. Eventually got a train representative to foot the bill for mega cleaning my luggage, but the whole process wasted 2 days of vacation. And the itching...the itching. I wanted to tear off my skin with a cheese grater and then jump into a vat of sulfuric acid.