how about mine:

trip to LA, at a rooftop bar with valet service.

The place closed, we messed around an extra 20 minutes. We go to pick up the car, and they are gone. the car was still parked, but no one. We find the phone number, call them and they say they’ll be back in two days. We give them hell and ask they show up right away ( it was a rental car and we didn’t have second key). To which they hung up.

a very random and quite intoxicated dude shows up, tries to help us. We move as far from him as possible.

Eventually, we do the pragmatic thing and break into the tiny valet office, and steal our own key which was in a drawer.

All in 25 minutes.