Fiddy’s requirements in a car are, and I quote:

“Daddy need Pirellis to look mean on 22's
Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone
Bulletproof this bitch and I’m gone”

or perhaps you prefer:

“I put Lamborghini doors on that Es-co-lade
Low pro so look like I’m riding on blades”

He may not be the Top Gear presenter we need, but he’s the Top Gear Presenter we deserve.