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    kidelo now 2x more uppity IRLMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 2:52pm

    But even though Braasch hasn’t seen the video, she contends that she feels like it would exonerate her, adding that the “supervising officer who came late to the scene...was very hostile to me...He began berating me and I found his behavior to be very hostile...I was the harasser instead of the person being harassed.”

    Girl.

    “I really just wanted, as I’ve said multiple times, the only thing I wanted was to be left alone and in peace to finish my dissertation work,” Braasch said unironically before—and these are not my words—breaking into tears. “I just wanted to be left alone. I wanted the harassment to stop,” Braasch said.

    Girl.

    No one was even thinking of your burnt-umber-80's goth-self and here you had to go bringing YOU up again. How very, very Mayopolitan of you. I bet you have a Gold Starbucks card. I bet Uggs named a boot after you. I bet American Eagle has you on a no-returns list. I bet Yankee Candle smells YOU coming.

    Like the song goes, How Can We Miss You if You Won’t Go Away?

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      FastAssGolfkidelo now 2x more uppity IRL
      11/05/19 3:14pm

      I’ve been in snowstorms less white than this woman.

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      Send It In Jeromekidelo now 2x more uppity IRL
      11/05/19 3:43pm

      Yes, Sarah, we all KNOW you were the harasser not the person being harassed.

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    DonVanSinMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 3:11pm

    Does it seem weird that she has the same color in different intensities on her face, lips, eyes, and hair? She looks like she was dipped in a cheap hair dye and it just stuck to the wet spots.

    Oh yeah, fuck her.

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      2 Fast 2 SpuriousDonVanSin
      11/05/19 3:31pm

      She looks like the love child of Robert Smith and Marilyn Manson.

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      Von Clyderdale: Exiled from JezebelDonVanSin
      11/05/19 3:39pm

      It was so so so stupid for her to release videos of herself crying over this. I had no idea what she looked like before but now I do.

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    UberOmegaMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 2:58pm

    I’ve been vilified on a global scale as somebody akin to a genocidal villain and I’ll never be able to get a job again.

    All she has to do is shut the fuck up, let this blow over and in a year no one will remember.

    Or, keep this shit up and continue to draw this attention to yourself and maybe you can get a job at Fox News or The Blaze.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers7UberOmega
      11/05/19 3:30pm

      This. She’s practically going around saying, “Excuse me... EXCUSE ME... EXCUSE ME! Why won’t you leave me alone? Hell, I asked you a question. Don’t run away, I want to know why you won’t leave me alone???!!!??? Come back here!...”

      Also, a quick peek at her Twitter page shows she won’t shut the fuck up about this Incident. Nearly ever tweet Is about the Incident. That and her GoFundMe page.

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      LavenderPittEvenBaggierTrousers7
      11/05/19 4:04pm

      no. There isn’t a GoFundMe. Just no. 

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    LegHumperMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 4:00pm

    This Beetlejuice reboot looks like shit!

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      LegHumperLegHumper
      11/05/19 4:21pm

      Oh, god it’s a roller-coaster of emotion.

      When she talks about living alone at the top of a tower the third time loled, but then she says her five brothers killed themselves and I felt a little guilty. Two seconds later when she described her philosophy dissertation as a “save the world” project and I practically spit out my drink..

      Then she gets into describing how she she was martyred for sticking up for a black hiring candidate it all started to come together (rhymes with ursanality disorder) and I felt a twinge of sympathy, but then she signed off with ‘what being a civil libertarian is all about’ and 10/10 best telling of ‘the Aristocrats’ I’ve heard in years. 

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      dudebraLegHumper
      11/05/19 4:35pm

      Your summary is excellent. I feel no need to suffer through watching her now.

      Thank you.

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    Foxstar loves BashcraftMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 4:21pm
    He began berating me and I found his behavior to be very hostile..

    Because you called him away from whatever he was doing because you are a concern troll IRL who called the cops in the first place because you are also a racist who wanted to see them give tired college student of color a hard time and feel good about yourself. Some cops have little regard for racists and trolls and knowing they can’t simply whip out the taser and zap you like a misbehaving dog wearing a shock collar, they decided to make it clear that they are not your personal army.

    Braasch declined the offer to watch the tape. She wants to release it on the internet

    Because the woman is angling for some grift and head pats and love from other racists who see a black person existence as proof of some universal mistake and the idea that she wasn’t the maid as a personal insult.

    Ever since she called the police on a person minding their own business, Braasch claims that she has been subjected to harassment and ridicule.

    She’s incredibly lucky that she was not made an example out of by the college and tossed out of the front doors ASAP. I’m sure most colleges have in their code of conduct lines about being able at any time to fire someone’s ass out of a cannon if they cause bullshit. 

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      kidelo now 2x more uppity IRLFoxstar loves Bashcraft
      11/05/19 4:55pm
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    Once You Pop, You Can’t StopMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 3:16pm

    Wel, now we all have video of her committing crimes against hair and makeup.

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    eoghan01Michael Harriot
    11/05/19 2:49pm

    He began berating me and I found his behavior to be very hostile...I was the harasser instead of the person being harassed.

    She’s not wrong, even if that’s not how she means it.

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    whoadie_sanMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 2:56pm

    I just...*sigh* I knew I didn’t need to click this article, but I did it anyway. Always appreciate the writing style here, but *sigh* in 2019, why are we here??? Like, I get “there’s one in every bunch”, but seriously, why does this woman exist? If Siyonbola sleeping was threatening to her, how do you make it this far in the world?

    Sidenote: I need Essence or some other black publication to do a photo shoot of Siyonbola cause if her napping is threatening, I need to see her in full force. 

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      Vigorwhoadie_san
      11/05/19 7:42pm

      It's a good question. I bet if we cared to poll her friends or ex friends, we would hear that she's always been loony and magically this is just the first time the law has become involved 

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      Sassinak11whoadie_san
      11/05/19 8:09pm

      If her napping is threatening, then shouldn’t we be sending her to Mexico or the Middle East...

      The 2nd US Napping (yes, Napping, not Nappy) Brigade.. guaranteed to cause the enemy to crap their pants and call their local police.

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    vocalshrapnelMichael Harriot
    11/05/19 3:26pm

    If she’s not auditioning for a Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute band she needs to chill with the makeup, maybe head back to youtube for some tutorials.

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    cdwag14Michael Harriot
    11/05/19 3:12pm

    I mean holy shit did Cecily Strong nail this last season on SNL. I mean I can hear her voice saying these fucking words. I mean I know The Impossible Hulk was a spoof but I am almost certain if you put cameras in enough spaces you would get enough “white womaning” to last thirty seasons.

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