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    JonsLegionStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 12:40pm

    This man is why, btw, you will never ever see a Trump Impeachment proceed through the Senate. He controls the Senate and will never ever allow the motion to even approach the floor.

    It’s not the Democrats. It’s not Mueller. It’s that Rancid Sack of Turtle Shit and Cocaine Money posing as an Elected Official. All we can do at this point is hope to depress the Rethuglican voters enough to vote these sentient garbage piles out of office.

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      BlackMage2030JonsLegion
      5/07/19 1:08pm

      That’s just an insult to turtle shit - at least it provides nutrients to the earth.

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      Bryan LBlackMage2030
      5/07/19 1:32pm

      I have a turtle, and, thus, extensive experience with turtle shit. I’d rather spend all day cleaning that up than 20 seconds with McConnell. 

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    BlackMage2030Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 1:11pm

    This feels like Thanos in the water with Little Girl Gamora needs to happen here - someone needs to ask Mitch if this - the actual murder of the Republican Party’s entire brand - is worth it.

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      SixSpeedSteveBlackMage2030
      5/07/19 5:55pm

      What are you talking about? There’s no question. It’s totally worth it to them.

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      BadOmbreBlackMage2030
      5/08/19 12:37am

      This feels like Thanos in the water with Little Girl Gamora needs to happen here

      This...this...is perfect. lol

      Unfortunately, I don’t think Mitch has anyone he loves as much as Thanos loved Gamora.

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    boredalwaysStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 12:26pm

    Mitch McConnell’s true form:

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      BlackMage2030boredalways
      5/07/19 1:09pm

      Actually looks more like bearded Ted Cruz... Mitch’s the frog king he runs into in his bid for freedom.

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      boredalwaysBlackMage2030
      5/07/19 1:50pm

      Nah, Ted Cruz isn't the one checking for stool samples these days.

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    GreatScottStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 2:01pm

    Don’t get it twisted; Devin “Run Tell Dat” Nunes and Lindsey “Call me Blanche” Graham are Trump’s f-boys, but that burlap sack of inhumanity just wants Trump to stick around as a distraction while he stocks (re: sows) judicial appointees so they can hand out long-term sentences to any people of color, thus keeping his friends’ (re: privatized prisons owners) and his own pockets full. Plus keeping those ‘undesirables’ incarcerated is a win win.

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      Bronx Resident Benjamin WhiteGreatScott
      5/08/19 8:42am

      And that will continue to happen as long as everybody and their mother try to run for president instead of trying to flip the Senate. 

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    TheLostShameofCharlieSheenStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 1:10pm

    As long as the donors are happy, the courts are being packed with young, incompetent right-wingers and Trump’s approval ratings among Republicans remain high, McConnell would sing Trump a love song in falsetto.

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    dudebraStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 2:44pm

    At which point in this debacle did Mitch stop being just an obstructionist and become a full fledged co-conspirator in the Trump-Russia treason?

    That’s what he is now.

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    jcn-txctStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 10:47pm

    I read somewhere that McConnell is likely to face a primary challenger back home in Kentucky (a very large base of Trump supporters) so he will do anything to not offend and lose those voters. The challenger will need to hammer McConnell’s doing things for the GOP and his lack of doing things for Kentucky as a state it ranks near the bottom or the bottom of so many economical and societal standards that many states enjoy.

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    BiturbowagonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 10:51pm

    I wonder who the Majority Turtle will greet, when he crawls far enough up the anus and colon of the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people.

    Zappa once said: “Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.”

    How are McConnell and his fellow minions going to look, and smell, when coated in Trump’s santorum?

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    SarDeliacStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/08/19 10:38am

    “This investigation went on for two years,” McConnell said. “It’s finally over.”

    Benghazi went on for four. There is literally no topic, subject, or scenario on earth that they have done themselves that they will not blame others for doing.

    These creatures cannot die fast enough.

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    Old Man Who Barks a LotStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 1:38pm

    Never forget, McConnell is connected.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/emails-expose-coordination-between-mitch-mcconnell-and-his-wife-elaine-chao

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