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    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 12:25pm
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    YesButNoButYeahStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 3:14pm

    Is he doing a press conference on a sidewalk in front of, like, a pharmacy, or? 

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      FiveLiters1YesButNoButYeah
      5/06/19 8:47pm

      lol,actually it was in front of his apartment (I forget if he had a place in Trump Tower or not);I’m more bothered by the fact that he is wearing the clothing equivalent of a mullet. How do you have on a suit jacket and dress shirt,but let the camera pan lower,and you’re all jeans and Adidas? Business up top,party down below I guess. Did he think they were only going to shoot the upper half of his torso or something?

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    Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 2:32pm

    “Here’s hoping that the microwave buttons in Cohen’s prison cell stop working, he can never have next on the basketball court, he’s unable to get dryer sheets for his laundry, and that he’s housed next to a grown man who calls himself “The Situation” and is not a professional wrestler.”

    This needs to be a whole show. I’d watch a couple of seasons of this.

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      bfredNunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)
      5/07/19 11:27am

      The Snitch and the Sitch, coming this fall to Bravo

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)bfred
      5/07/19 11:45am

      Oh that’s gold

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    TheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContextStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 12:59pm

    They have rugelach. It can’t that bad.

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      CousinPamTheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContext
      5/06/19 2:20pm

      I just saw something today about The Situation, who is doing ... six months? for tax crimes (I forget if it’s evasion, fraud, or both). He just updated his IG from prison (though to be fair, he could have gotten someone else to do it), and apparently he has lots of computer access and is in touch with people on the outside constantly. Which, IMO, is a good thing - people need lifelines.

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      TheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContextCousinPam
      5/06/19 2:54pm

      I just really love rugelach. There should be parity for punishment for criminal behavior. The Sitch and Michael Cohen are both criminals who should not be in a country clubs passing as a prison.

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    My Hovercraft Is Full Of EelsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 4:11pm

    “Here’s hoping that ... he’s housed next to a grown man who calls himself ‘The Situation’ and is not a professional wrestler.”

    Somehow, I suspect that Cohen and “The Situation” will become BFFs in the joint. They’re both NY/NJ meathead wannabe-mafioso grifters. About the only difference between them is that one of them wears suits, and the other one prefers tank tops.

    They’ll probably exit prison with matching tattoos.

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    cycoivanStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 2:29pm

    If Office Space has taught me anything Cohen will need to kick someone’s ass or become someone’s bitch on the first day. I think by tomorrow we’ll be seeing Michael “The Bitchuation” Cohen.

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    decgeekStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/06/19 4:16pm

    Cool he and “Sitch” and “Fyre Boy” will get in some nice GTL.

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    Vanessa FutrellStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/07/19 2:21pm

    Michael Cohen is so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

    FIFY...lol 

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