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    Li'l Sebastian's Mini-Horse ErectionAliya Semper Ewing
    5/05/19 3:22pm

    Three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and discharging a firearm in public and his bail is only $35k (why wasn’t he remanded?)? Oh, Florida.

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      Beryl_FitzlegrintLi'l Sebastian's Mini-Horse Erection
      5/05/19 3:38pm

      and just TRY to take his gun “Rights” away

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      EnkiduLi'l Sebastian's Mini-Horse Erection
      5/05/19 4:21pm

      Perhaps he was just “standing his ground.”

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    Raineyb1013Aliya Semper Ewing
    5/05/19 4:25pm

    Yet another case of a white man not being able to mind his own goddamn business and then acting the fool when he’s not obeyed; only this one isn’t in uniform.

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      Vanessa FutrellRaineyb1013
      5/06/19 11:04am

      He did much more than “acting the fool”. This was a full-scale violent attack. 

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      badphairyRaineyb1013
      5/06/19 2:28pm

      Almost all white men think they are in LEO uniforms at all times. Most of the women, too. 

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    eoghan01Aliya Semper Ewing
    5/05/19 4:19pm

    Just another responsible gun owner....

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      Psyonikxeoghan01
      5/05/19 7:08pm

      Aren’t all gun owners responsible? That’s what they all tell me anyways.

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      JaxJimeoghan01
      5/06/19 9:14am

      A founding member of the ‘We Harass Insolent Teens Everyday’ brigade

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    ArtistAtLargeAliya Semper Ewing
    5/05/19 5:47pm

    Nice! Another self appointed, self important asshat is arrested.

    I’m sure he’s a legend in his own mind.

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      DVDDVDDVDArtistAtLarge
      5/05/19 7:39pm

      Why wouldn’t he be a legend? After all, he was putting his own life at risk. He’s a savvy enough Fixed News watcher, he learned well from that source of alt-truth - that merely being near black kids is enough to risk death at the hands of those violent hoodlums.

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      Lenny ValentinArtistAtLarge
      5/06/19 1:28am

      Whenever HOA board members end up in the news (seemingly invariably for some form of cryptofascist oppressive activity or other), I think of the Stanford Prison Experiment. Give someone the tiniest smidgen of power, and they’re liable to turn into a fucking goose-stepper and abuse it.

      HOAs seem to serve as magnets for these people. They either get to be dictators of their own little miniature banana republic and set their own laws, or if not on the board, they can at least be the stoolpigeons ratting out the rule breakers. Must be liberating for the square-minded to get to nail those who don’t conform.

      Ugh...

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    Mercenary ChefAliya Semper Ewing
    5/05/19 3:55pm

    Florida Man... You either die a hero, or you live long enough to do some crazy ass shit involving guns and kids trying to have fun.

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    FuckYourRacismYouSCUMAliya Semper Ewing
    5/06/19 8:29am

    “A man threatening unarmed teenagers with a gun, shooting it into the ground, is the exact same thing as a teenager throwing someone into the pool. In fact, this common threat to young black teens was revenge for that one incident!!” - a racist in the grays

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    THE DARK ONEAliya Semper Ewing
    5/06/19 9:02am

    isnt it great that republicans here have voted to arm teachers?

    im from the florida public school system. my teachers were either frail, stupid, or out of their fucking minds after 1995.

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    STLOrcaAliya Semper Ewing
    5/06/19 10:18am

    Does this limpdick even know how to swim? Or does he just hang out at the pool, ogling the schoolgirls and muttering to himself about their criminally skimpy bikinis while being attracted to them anyway?

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    oddsethAliya Semper Ewing
    5/06/19 2:05pm

    Ohio Man: I’m the biggest asshole of the day

    Florida Man: Hold my meth pipe...

    In all seriousness, I am just glad they got the whole altercation on video and the police took the whole thing seriously.

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    Vanessa FutrellAliya Semper Ewing
    5/06/19 11:10am

    Oh, the “audacity of Causasity” is damn sure right.

    And to quote Herbert Morrison: “Oh, the humanity”!

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