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    VincentPriceLostHisLaughJay Connor
    4/18/19 6:39pm



    “I’ll beat that bitch with a bat.” - Rah Digga (2003)

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      TheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContextVincentPriceLostHisLaugh
      4/18/19 7:32pm

      House music already addressed this in the 90s:

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      BadOmbreVincentPriceLostHisLaugh
      4/19/19 2:37am

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    HollylujahJay Connor
    4/18/19 5:29pm

    Crush em, Clarese! Don’t take any guff from these swine!

    As for Fatboy over there, man.... who told you it was a good idea to try to commit crimes where you’d have to run away if you’re 300 pounds? Fachrissakes, slim down or find another job. Sheesh.

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      SessoMatto (Yes, I'm really fun at parties.)Hollylujah
      4/18/19 11:20pm

      Truth. This is why I never became a tagger!

      I’ll just sit here enjoying the Gap Band earworm.

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    fuhamnoJay Connor
    4/18/19 5:40pm

    More hits than Chris Davis

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      LeonT, Kinja Ice Axed Me!fuhamno
      4/18/19 6:16pm

      I’ve got more action than my man, John Woo
      And I’ve got mad hits like I was Rod Carew

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      Nina Lemonefuhamno
      4/18/19 8:51pm

      Rude 😒

      True though 😔

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    Brian, The Life ofJay Connor
    4/18/19 5:44pm

    Bless this wonderful woman :)

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    Probably Redundant CommentJay Connor
    4/18/19 5:44pm

    She sent the 5-foot-6, 300-pound, would-be car thief—who was wearing nothing but his drawers—running for his life into a nearby mobile park.

    If that doesn’t paint an unfortunately vivid picture.

    “running” is also probably being pretty generous.

    (Not body shaming. Drawers only, no shoes, baseball bat’d, nearby mobile park, ...Florida. 5'6" 300 lbs is the least of the issues)

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    GrammaSoGangstaJay Connor
    4/18/19 5:50pm

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    BourgeoiSinger77Jay Connor
    4/19/19 8:32am

    This is my hometown. Old Black mommas in Gville don't play. My grandma used to keep a shotgun behind her bedroom door, cause she was sick of them "Blue eyed devils" (Mormons) coming round to give her more bibles than she needed. 

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    BadOmbreJay Connor
    4/19/19 2:34am

    “I took that bat and hit him upside the head, like ‘pi-yah!’”

    She sent the 5-foot-6, 300-pound, would-be car thief—who was wearing nothing but his drawers—running for his life into a nearby mobile park.

    “I wore him out,” she added. “I said, ‘God dammit, get away from here.’”

    Look, she didn’t even hit me with that bat and Miss Clarese took me all-the-way out with this. lol

    “He better be glad I didn’t have a gun,” Gainey continued. “Because I would have shot him. But this is my gun right here (baseball bat). Because I gone ‘Pi-yow!’”

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    scowlybrowspinster---Not just grey, NOW INVISIBLE!Jay Connor
    4/18/19 8:10pm

    Ms Gainey’s stance is solid. I bet she followed through.

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    SlowAssGolfJay Connor
    4/18/19 5:20pm

    At 5'6" and 300 pounds this dude even looked like a softball, he never stood a chance.

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