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    BlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of NebulaMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 4:21pm

    I don’t consider myself to be a racist and I rarely talk about race.

    It was at this point I stopped parsing his email for meaning because after this, it was all bullshit.

    And then Michael drops the most epic of comebacks that actually made me tear up, because that story has been told in some form or other in the black community SO MANY GODDAMN TIMES it’s like a legend or a fable, but in real life.

    I’m logging off of Kinja for the rest of the day. Thank you Michael.

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      myopicprophetBlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of Nebula
      3/15/19 5:53pm

      The Clapback Mailbag is the best part of my internet life. The worst part of my internet life is having to read the on screen piffle that Michael responds to in order to truly enjoy his responses.

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      Vanessa FutrellBlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of Nebula
      3/15/19 6:29pm

      It is not a legend or a fable. It is real life.

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    VodkaRocks&aPieceofToastMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 5:01pm

    It’s getting scary out here in the real America

    In the real America.

    In the real America.

    IN THE REAL AMERICA.

    If I wasn’t laughing, I’d be weeping.

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      Asking A Birdman not to soarVodkaRocks&aPieceofToast
      3/15/19 6:18pm

      Just one of many comforting lies ole Tyrus tells himself. And they can stay scared, as long as they refuse to wake up from their dream that is “Fake America’s” nightmare.

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      Lizard BreathVodkaRocks&aPieceofToast
      3/15/19 8:47pm

      Yeah. That says it all. He may not consider himself a racist, but racist is as racist does....

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    ThirdAmendmentManMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 4:21pm

    “I’ve never thought about race before.”

    Also

    “Why do you write so aggressively?”

    Hmmmmmmmmmm

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      ThoseAreDigimonThirdAmendmentMan
      3/15/19 4:55pm

      “Why do you write so aggressively?”

      That angry black font.

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    JamieMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 4:08pm

    “Do you want all white people gone?”

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      AlexisJamie
      3/15/19 4:20pm

      Calling for genocide, huh? Don’t worry, the civil war will start in 5-10 years. Take care.

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      JamieAlexis
      3/15/19 4:28pm
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    ladytalulahMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 7:45pm

    I’ve said this many times: please write a book. Please. Your writing is ferociously beautiful, powerful, moving, thought provoking. It’s needed.

    Now:

    “...most white people aren’t plotting to oppress black people or keep white people in power.”

    That’s part of the problem. Like, really. REALLY really. I’m white, and I’m (finally) aware that part of my privilege is that I don’t actually need to do anything at all to perpetuate a system that is designed to keep white people in power and keep black people (and poor people, and women, and etc etc etc) down. That’s a feature, not a bug.

    I have to actually work to make things more equal, and more equitable. So do you. You clearly should have the knowledge and experience to know that and to do better. Most (white) people don’t, won’t, “can’t.” THAT’S THE PROBLEM.

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      Lizard Breathladytalulah
      3/15/19 8:50pm

      Yep. This guy missed out on the point that, for us whites, racism is something we have to actively opt out of. Racism is the baseline.

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      Baldwin'sApprenticeladytalulah
      3/15/19 9:13pm

      Like the oracle says in the first Matrix movie, “what’s really gonna twist your noodle...”

      ...is when white people suddenly and terrifyingly discover the real downside FOR THEM if they don’t do something about this isht. (And it ain’t got nothing to do with black folks!!!)

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    The Ghost of James Madison's Rage BonerMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 4:38pm

    I read your blog

    So many white people “reading” Michael without reading him.

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      My KinjaThe Ghost of James Madison's Rage Boner
      3/15/19 4:42pm

      “But do ya HEAR the blog?”

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    Minimum MausMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 4:35pm

    I have to admit I’m a little terrified that a #notallwhitepeople hashtag has gained sentience and is writing e-mails now. If a #notallmen hashtag joins it we may all be doomed.

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    Vanessa FutrellMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 5:03pm

    Your reply is one of power and beauty. Thank you.

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      LolaFalanasLongAssLegsVanessa Futrell
      3/16/19 12:35am

      I choked up because my heart aches for good ones that I’ll never see again.

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      El-DebeigeLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
      3/16/19 1:43am

      I’m not crying. It’s just sweat. Are you crying? 

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    myopicprophetMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 6:15pm
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      3/16/19 12:41am
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    TheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContextMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 5:30pm

    I try to no longer be shocked by any behavior. But truly these weekly impudent calls for Michael to engage with them (which Micheal does beautifully every week - today I teared up) is shocking to me. The thinly veiled provocations with the wringing of the hands and “why I never”, is exhausting. It’s just part and parcel of them demanding that we explain our reactions to their insidious fuckery.

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      Baldwin'sApprenticeTheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContext
      3/15/19 9:22pm

      In it’s uncloaked state it is a demand that we MUST be compassionate to them.

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