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    Freak0nautMichael Harriot
    3/14/19 7:33pm

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      GreatScottFreak0naut
      3/15/19 8:45am

      This. Right. Here.

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    Asano SokatoMichael Harriot
    3/14/19 9:25pm

    It is disturbing how police have so much muscle and so little skin. Much like Headlock Jefe and Basement Badazz, Middlefinger Minard just wanted to wield his authority rather than do his job.

    We are dealing with fragile, psycopaths with a license to kill. The fact that he didn’t kill (or rape) this time doesn’t fix that.

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      j4x_Asano Sokato
      3/15/19 5:53am

      I point out that one of our hometown cops raped a girl in high school and people respond with, “that was 20 years ago”.

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      500 Days of Kitten Calamarij4x_
      3/15/19 10:56pm

      I mean surely his dick’s fallen clean off by now and been replaced with a tiny little Jesus!

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    NycknameMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 9:05am

    In the late 1970s a teenager flipped off a sheriff’s deputy from the back of a school bus. The cop pulled over the bus and slapped the cuffs on the kid. The kid’s father was a lawyer, and he made a federal case out of it. SCOTUS ended up ruling that the social finger no longer had a sexual meaning, and thus could not be obscene.

    So 🖕 the 👮.

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      KnightyKnightNyckname
      3/15/19 9:36am

      Comin’ straight from the underground.

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      NycknameKnightyKnight
      3/15/19 12:55pm

      The other ruling, from around the same time, that I wish I could find the citation for:

      A Rasta in San Diego had insomnia, and would go for long walks very early in the morning. Of course he kept getting stopped, and started refusing to produce an ID. After they dragged him in a few times, he sued. SCOTUS ruled that you don't have to have an ID on you to be in public places. 

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    LolaFalanasLongAssLegsMichael Harriot
    3/14/19 6:56pm

    I doubt SCOTUS will pick it up because “the gesture did not violate any identified law” although we can count on Coke Can Thomas to write some weak ass dissent. They’ve got more important things to do like establishing the rule of Gilead.

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      Melanin MonroeLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
      3/15/19 1:32pm

      SCOTUS won’t pick it up because they’ve already ruled on it. What’s more is that the cop’s “I didn’t know” defense here doesn’t really hold up, since ignorance of the law isn’t an excuse for breaking it - he violated her rights with this little power trip. And as much as people are giving her shit for winning this case, I’m glad she did, because the more cops lose cases like this, the harder it is for them to justify arresting/ticketing people for no reason other than their hurt feelings. Disrespecting or being rude to a cop isn’t illegal, and they need to learn that.

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    FlamingFeministaMichael Harriot
    3/14/19 8:37pm

    In laughably economically-anxious, Taylor, Michigan a woman giving a cop the finger is par for the course. Along with filthy feet in worn flip-flops in winter, the phenomenon that is cottage cheese badly-stuffed into pajama pants below a wide receiver’s torso with four stomachs accompanied by four children somehow under the age of three. Constitutional rights, you say?!

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      DantleyDeathGlareFlamingFeminista
      3/15/19 7:05pm

      Man, this vituperative hatred of flip-flops has got to stop.

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      Old white guyDantleyDeathGlare
      3/15/19 8:13pm

      It’s not the flip flops, it’s the feet. We don’t need to be seeing people’s feet. 

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    Steve ViciousMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 10:29am

    So Sandra Bland is dead because she wouldn’t put out a cigarette yet this breezy is allowed to essentially tell a cop “fuck you”.  Yea that makes sense. 

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      LolaFalanasLongAssLegsSteve Vicious
      3/15/19 11:37am

      yet this breezy

      LMAO!

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      Steve ViciousLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
      3/15/19 11:48am

      RIP Mac Dre, one of the best that ever did it.

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    CryptoAmygdalaMichael Harriot
    3/14/19 8:07pm

    2.5 Ask the suspect if they have a copy of the constitution in the vehicle.

    Contraband - prima facie evidence of criminal troublemaking intent. Why would any law-abiding citizen have to have that?

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    jystadMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 4:15pm

    I mean, normally, I cannot cosign any level of Beckery, but this is downright amazing. 

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    Vanessa FutrellMichael Harriot
    3/15/19 8:07am

    Right!

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    carlvenkmanMichael Harriot
    3/14/19 9:39pm

    I’m sure that if a not white person did this, his surviving family members would be given equal justice. 

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