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    BadOmbreIbn Safir
    3/14/19 1:12am
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    Bless his heart.

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      akuarianBadOmbre
      3/14/19 3:42am

      The sight of that “Blunt” killed my high.

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      RollsRented-WindowsTintedakuarian
      3/14/19 5:42am

      No pride in the roll-up whatsoever! 😒

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    Mud's Not Yer Buddy, PalIbn Safir
    3/14/19 12:29am

    Guillotines in Central Park.

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      BadOmbreMud's Not Yer Buddy, Pal
      3/14/19 4:57am

      First thing Occupy Wall Street should have done in Zuccotti Park.  But we were so song and dumb, then.

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      dudebraBadOmbre
      3/14/19 8:17am

      Next time! :)

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    LolaFalanasLongAssLegsIbn Safir
    3/14/19 12:34am

    “They’re blowing this whole thing out of proportion,” said Malcolm Abbott outside the home that overlooks the Metropolitan Museum of Art. “I believe everyone has a right to go to college, man.”

    I don’t think that’s what Bernie meant by free college. At least his parents had the smarts not to blow their coin on trying to get Peak Pete into college.

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      NameIwillRegretLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
      3/14/19 9:42am

      He’s the Tiffany Trump of his family. Not a pariah, but deemed not worthy of further investment. 

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      Captain IntensoLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
      3/14/19 10:11am

      They have no problem spending $250K-$500K to get their kid into college. But God forbid you want to increase their taxes by less than that amount to make sure everyone has access to college.

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    MerfthemadmaulerIbn Safir
    3/14/19 12:51am

    I don’t think I need to look at that video.

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      Yes...They Are Real!Merfthemadmauler
      3/14/19 1:39am

      Not really tempted to either. Sounds like it’s embarrassingly cringeworthy. We can all admit that this is a piece of shit, from an out of touch douche. But is it really that much worse than some of the other shit that’s out nowadays? Or, could it be now that I’m 37, I can no longer tell good bars from bad anymore?

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZYes...They Are Real!
      3/14/19 9:14am

      No. You can. 

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    forgetIbn Safir
    3/14/19 1:30am

    Parents .... got roped into [this by] some guy who f–king cheated them

    Didn’t take long for somebody to come out with a defense. There are about 50 lawyers today, grinning.

    (BTW, this is why I don’t utterly hate the NY Post with 100 %)

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZforget
      3/14/19 9:17am

      That is ... some kind of #WhitePrivilegeExcuse

      What’s sad is the possibility of their putting the dish towel who came up with that execrable mess on the legal team with some kind of "lay analyst" title.  With a retainer. At a rate.  

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      daflehrer1Rooo sez BISH PLZ
      3/14/19 11:10am

      You touched upon a big thing; a big part of white privilege is White Excuse Acceptance.

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    TheBlightOfGreyIbn Safir
    3/14/19 12:29am

    $500K non-cash bail they’re back in the house by now uncorking some chardonnay to drive the blues away while the lawyer vultures circle overhead.

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      MonstersInMyHeadTheBlightOfGrey
      3/14/19 5:13pm

      lawyer vultures circle overhead.

      I feel attacked. We prefer the term “lawyer birds of prey.”

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    HuskyBroIbn Safir
    3/14/19 9:19am

    I heard “Gregory Abbott” and my mind dug in the crates and pulled out Shake You Down

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      MarcusAureliusHuskyBro
      3/14/19 9:48am

      Oh well, oh well

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      SistayogaHuskyBro
      3/14/19 11:50am

      Daddy Abbott wish he could be that smooth.

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    decgeekIbn Safir
    3/14/19 9:25am

    “I believe everyone has a right to go to college, man,” said Abbott, who later told the Post that he never attended college.

    I can just hear the defense.

    Look at my son! We had to get our precious baby into a good school!  She is our last chance. 

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    det-devil-ailsIbn Safir
    3/14/19 9:54am

    It’s like a T-Mobil commercial come to life.

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      Wow,really>det-devil-ails
      3/14/19 12:42pm

      It’s amazing what random shit some people will remember. So fitting.

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    Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not RussledIbn Safir
    3/14/19 8:48am

    IMHO, Billa is a performance art piece of Boondock’s Gin Rummy and Ed Wuncler II.

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      Eville1Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not Russled
      3/14/19 10:50am

      This is the only take I will listen to. It makes me laugh hysterically. Now let’s go kidnap Oprah.

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