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    SimuLordMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 6:30pm

    If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

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      Derek Jeter's Taco HoleSimuLord
      3/11/19 7:38pm

      Underrated comment is underrated.

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      MwatuangiSimuLord
      3/11/19 7:40pm

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    cdwag14Michael Harriot
    3/11/19 4:31pm

    I mean this was amazing. The amount of people worried about this woman was absurd. Shit she’ll probably be on The Today Show tomorrow with Savannah Guthrie

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      LolaFalanasLongAssLegscdwag14
      3/11/19 4:47pm

      That dingbat was getting ratioed everywhere. More people were worried over if they were going to euthanize the jaguar.

      Karen knew she was wrong and went to the zoo to apologize. She mad tho at being put on blast by the guy who filmed her. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      Peanutbutter Puddin Surprisecdwag14
      3/11/19 4:52pm

      When do you actually find time to make your life better? I mean, you’re on here bitching and crying about white people every time i come here for a laugh. Why don’t you worry about bettering yourself and your family instead of being jealous all the time? You cry way too much my man. 

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    HuskyBroMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 4:27pm

    Well, first I looked around to see if this was some kind of joke. I’ve heard that white women often overstep their boundaries, but I didn’t know they did it literally.

    Welp.

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      BantaroHuskyBro
      3/11/19 5:22pm

      Hehehe

      “I’m. A. Jaguar.”

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      Meh-zuzahHuskyBro
      3/11/19 5:48pm

      So many lol moments in this. Cat Turner. And this:

      She should be glad that I don’t really eat white meat like that. She wasn’t really seasoned right, either. She tasted like asparagus and spin class.

      Karen’s crashing the cookout and still cannot properly season herself.

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    Dhiraj NaseenMichael Harriot
    3/12/19 9:51am

    “I wish a mutha fucka would come in this enclosure...”

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    Freak0nautMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 4:28pm

    I will just point out that Wakanda is in Africa and Jaguars are from America.

    The black panther in Black Panther is a leopard.

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Freak0naut
      3/11/19 4:55pm

      You’re correcting the author of a fictional interview with a fictitious animal. Maybe not the best place to be a stickler about accuracy.

      Next you’re gonna tell me that panthers can’t actually talk.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsFreak0naut
      3/11/19 5:23pm

      Teehee. . . While I laughed at the story this confusion was in the back of my mind. I was also always a bit upset with Stan Lee over Black Panther for this very reason. LOL

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    marc1220Michael Harriot
    3/11/19 7:28pm

    I just saw her do a interview on cbs. She is blaming the zoo because the barriers were not wide enough! That cat should have took a bigger chunk out of her ass.

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      MissKeisha23marc1220
      3/11/19 7:59pm

      They always interview the aggressors, even when they do stupid shit. Like that broad that called a kid the N word and his sisters gave her the biz at a donut shop. SHE ADMITTED IT but she’s the one on tv.

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    VinMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 4:23pm

    Legit laughed out loud when I read the title.

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    Meh-zuzahMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 5:52pm

    I think we’re ignoring the real tragedy of this story: the selfie came out blurry and won’t be fit to post on Instagram.

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      Raineyb1013Meh-zuzah
      3/11/19 6:41pm

      On the other hand, the video of her writhing in pain after being swiped is comedy gold. Would watch again!

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      DopamineFiendMeh-zuzah
      3/11/19 10:42pm

      Duck Lips quickly became FUCK! lips.

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    ThoseAreDigimonMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 4:37pm

    CT: Not really. They all show the same thing—animals trying to kill other animals.

    Illustration for article titled
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    Thotline Bling: black girl supremacyMichael Harriot
    3/11/19 5:12pm

    this was really great. but...

    I was literally trying to disarm her. I couldn’t get it out of the socket though, so I left her alone. She should be glad that I don’t really eat white meat like that. She wasn’t really seasoned right, either. She tasted like asparagus and spin class.

    i cannot with you, michael

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