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    chemiclordStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 12:42pm

    Think about it... if President Obama hadn’t picked on him way back in 2012 at a media dinner, Donald Trump never runs for President.

    Thanks, Obama.

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      ThoseAreDigimonchemiclord
      3/11/19 1:12pm

      Think about it... if President Obama hadn’t picked on him way back in 2012 at a media dinner, Donald Trump never runs for President.

      Thanks, Obama.

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      Rasanchemiclord
      3/11/19 4:39pm

      If we never let those damn Irish* come to our shores, with their Catholicism and shillelaghs, we’d never have Barack Obama to pick on Trump.

      Thanks, Irish.

      *Irish immigrant Fully Kearney was 44's g-g-g-grandpappy

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    radderarStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 11:59am

    You know what makes sense? In Trump's phone, aka the anus from wence he shits all over Twitter, he has dude's number saved as "Tim Apple" I do this for people all the time because I'm horrible with names and context helps. This could have been a humanizing moment for Trump, if only he was a human, and not a festering mold covered orange peel wrapped around a lie

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameradderar
      3/11/19 12:15pm

      He’s an Android user right? Because there’s an entry for business in contacts where the person’s business will appear below their name. I mean i don’t really expect old people to know how to use technology in general but you think Ivanka or the insufferable guy who thought him how to tweet would show him that feature. 

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      radderarsTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      3/11/19 12:36pm

      I'm still in my 30s and I just can't be asked 🤷

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    DolemiteStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 1:10pm

    “I never tripped on those stairs. The stairs were never there. I never even left the White House that day!” “Sir, that day was today, and you are standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial right now. In fact, you just tripped on the steps thirty seconds ago. You’re still on the ground, trying to get up, because you weigh 365 lbs.” “239!”

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      Vanessa FutrellDolemite
      3/12/19 7:53am

      Apparently, you’ve met my ex! He’s as bad as Trump but without the money. 

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    HuskyBroStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 12:03pm

    The powers that be have now reached the point of no return on retaining any dignity in the wake of this disaster of an administration.

    History will look back at this jack legged, slewfoot, Nabisco cookie dunking in water, no vegetable eating, extreme comb over dunce of a President and wonder how in da f*ck did he last so long in office and laugh out loud at the justifications that are currently being circulated.

    “But, he was an idiot, a god-damned idiot...and he dunked his cookies in water before eating them!”

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    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 11:58am

    What is this? Can you even call it gaslighting when even your own people admit you’re full of shit?

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      miniditkasTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      3/11/19 2:26pm

      It’s narcissism. A narcissist’s brain is incapable of thinking they screwed up. It will simply invent the most plausible alternate reality it can in order to avoid acknowledging failure. I have personal experience with a full-blown narcissist, and this is textbook behavior. He probably doesn’t even realize he’s lying.

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      NewAroundHereminiditka
      3/11/19 8:55pm

      Yeah, ditto here. I think folks who’ve never experienced the full frontal of a personality disorder think it’s just some quirks of character, not a full-blown, deep-seated mental illness that has truly affected the person’s entire perception of reality. They think he’s “trolling” or deliberately lying. He’s not. He’s in another dimension altogether.

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    Probably Redundant CommentStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 4:56pm
    The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

    That was not a bad trump story. He turned it into a standard trump story. It was almost relatable... Like “Ah, it’s Jimmy Two-shoes” when the guy’s last name is Tooches or something... and that’s how you remember his last name.

    Tim Apple might have been the least bad trump story... ever?

    If dubya had done it it would have been played off as an “Ah, shucks” moment. Especially now that he’s pivoted to the doddering ol’ man shtick.

    Obama would have somehow played it off as cool, laughed, then do that thing where he looks over everybody and to the left to make it seem like he’s seeing some bright future just beyond the horizon.

    Instead we get a lame ass excuse and a fake news tweet...

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    lackofsituationalawareness-againStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 12:59pm

    The answer here is simple: he’s a pathological liar.

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    Mercenary ChefStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 5:55pm

    Christ on a crutch. Guy can't even create a believable lie about something this fucking small and insignificant. That Russian Super-Syphilis sure is taking its toll, huh?

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    BlackMage2030Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 3:48pm

    A person of confidence would’ve shrugged it off, maybe joked about it at a White House Correspondence Dinner to tiny chuckles. Maybe rip a Jeff Amazon/Elon Tesla/Richard Virgin riff off... but no. This.

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    cblakeleyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/11/19 7:58pm

    Cool! So I’ve actually been ahead of the curve when referring to him as Donald Prolapsed Anus.

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