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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:48pm

    “are a far cry from those of my youth, which trained us to put God and country before everything else.

    So what you’re saying is that the girl scouts of your youth were an indoctrination camp whereas today’s girl scouts are an empowerment camp? 

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      ThoseAreDigimonNot Enough Day Drinking
      3/07/19 4:51pm
      Illustration for article titled

      ... math checks out.

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      DianeBKNot Enough Day Drinking
      3/07/19 5:30pm

      I was a Girl Scout and the leadership taught us things arts & crafts and camping and community service and economics.

      The Boy Scouts were the ones all caught up in God and the leadership seemed to spend a lot of time thinking about what’s in people’s pants and how they used it.

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    JerseyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:54pm

    In that case it is my duty as a patriotic and freedom loving American to buy as many boxes of thin mints as the local troop can sell me.
    (My commitment to progressive politics and affection for Rep. Ocasio-Cortez does not extend to paying money for those coconut abominations though.)

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      Bowl Better TalkJersey
      3/07/19 5:07pm

      As a heads up, the Samoas FB page has a cookie locator search engine, such that you can plug in your zip code and find nearby troops selling cookies. I’m sure such a site exists for Thin Mints as well.

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      Bowl Better TalkJersey
      3/07/19 5:10pm

      I’ll just leave this here.

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    The SovereignStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:27pm

    *Buys 10 more boxes of thin mints*

    *Blames it on this article instead of God's honest truth - I'm addicted to cookies*

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      AlTomJohnsonThe Sovereign
      3/07/19 5:11pm

      *Buys 10 more boxes of cookies*

      *Looks down at gut* Time to do what we do best.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZThe Sovereign
      3/07/19 5:23pm

      I had to stop buying cookies, even though I used to sell them, because I wondered what they were putting in them.

      Don’t get high on your own supply :-)

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    Bowl Better TalkStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 5:05pm

    Oh good, I was hoping for Samoa conservative nonsense in the news today. What a DeLite.

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      DianeBKBowl Better Talk
      3/07/19 5:32pm

      Just S’Mores right wing blather.

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      Bowl Better TalkDianeBK
      3/07/19 6:21pm

      Trefoiled again!

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    cdwag14Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:34pm

    Serious question, Who the fuck is Jessica Chastain? Stop giving these mediocre white women publicity. 

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      Mr. Vancdwag14
      3/07/19 4:38pm

      Jessica Chastain is an actor. Jane Chastain is a stupid columnist who hates the Girl Scouts.

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      sallybannercdwag14
      3/07/19 4:42pm

      on twitter she claims to be the first woman sportscaster but the world will know her as “old lady with incontinence (probably) who hates the coloreds”

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    FilthyHarryStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:52pm

    Actually I support any effort of conservatives self-removing themselves from participating in society. It’s just good for everyone.

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      HollylujahFilthyHarry
      3/07/19 6:03pm

      Seriously. Keep your conservative daughters out of the Girl Scouts, please— we don’t need any nascent Nazis selling our cookies.

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      E007Hollylujah
      3/08/19 10:07am

      Though I would buy the shit out of a farfegnougat cookie.

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    Shivaya NamahStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 5:09pm

    I think the girl scouts can do more than sell cookies.

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      GPShivaya Namah
      3/07/19 6:03pm

      They can but don’t mess with the money maker.

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      Bowl Better TalkShivaya Namah
      3/07/19 7:09pm

      First sell the cookies, then smash the patriarchy.

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    ElReyMonoStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:54pm

    Everybody knows that the Girl Scouts are just a branch of ISIS

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      ZabellaElReyMono
      3/07/19 6:39pm

      Still working on my Improvised Explosive Device badge.

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      Asano SokatoElReyMono
      3/08/19 10:43pm

      Andrea Thomas is quite the troop leader.

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    OldManInSeattleStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:54pm

    Thin Mints are trash.....

    Somoas or gtfo!

    will accept Do Si Dos in a pinch.

    on a serous note; has anyone ever tried their recipes???

    https://www.girlscouts.org/en/cookies/all-about-cookies/Cookie-Recipes.html

    i can’t tell you how happy i am that this was not public back when i could eat cookies. 

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/07/19 4:46pm

    “are a far cry from those of my youth, which trained us to put God and country before everything else.

    So what you’re saying is the girl scouts of your youth were an indoctrination camp whereas today’s girl scouts are an empowerment camp? 

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