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BadOmbreIbn Safir
3/07/19 1:44am
Oh, please do this. If 2016 showed us nothing else, it showed us finally, once and for all that these things don’t mean a damn thing. Trump came across as a a the completely unhinged, stalking, psycho nutcase that he is in all of his debates with Clinton...and it didn’t matter.
Do it, baby. Pull ‘em, Donnie. Ain’t nobody want to see any more of you than they have to any damn way.
He pulled this back in 2016, too. This man needs to be on television more than he needs to breath. I dare him back out.
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  LolaFalanasLongAssLegsBadOmbre
  3/07/19 5:20am
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  HulkHogansDickBadOmbre
  3/07/19 7:48am
  I mean that third debate was basically Clinton dropping one of the most liberal policies she could muster (closing private prisons) and calling out how obvious it was that Shithead was (and still is) cozy with the Russians and we still have to hear people bitch about how they couldn’t find a reason to vote for Clinton and that nobody was making a big deal about the Russians until after Hilary lost. So yeah, they haven’t helped...
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BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHERIbn Safir
3/07/19 8:51am
“...the world’s oldest Caillou impersonator.”
Dying. That is one of the most perfect descriptions for him (my hate for that show is so strong, like most caregivers that are forced to watch it)
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Yes...They Are Real!Ibn Safir
3/07/19 4:41am
I think that old saying “don’t threaten me with a good time” certainly applies here with tRump’s "threat”.
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GuntherMullendoreIbn Safir
3/07/19 11:14am
“underscores his alarmingly cozy relationship with the official spokesnetwork of the world’s oldest Caillou impersonator.”
holy shit that is so spot on I can’t think straight ahahahahahaahahahahaha
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LolaFalanasLongAssLegsIbn Safir
3/07/19 5:24am
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  KnightyKnightLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
  3/07/19 8:42am
  Wait a minute. I thought I saw the needle twitch. You might want to get that checked out. :)
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  BIMming ItKnightyKnight
  3/07/19 6:29pm
  It’s supposed to be at -15000, but just keeps bouncing off the bottom limiter.
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strellsIbn Safir
3/07/19 1:31am
I don’t even understand what his tweet means. Is he saying that he will somehow prevent CNN from covering/hosting the general election debates in October 2020? Doesn’t make any sense, which, of course, is par for the course.
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  BadOmbrestrells
  3/07/19 2:08am
  No, he’s saying that he’ll denie the “FAKE NEWS NETWORKS” his glorious and distinguished presence. And most of America will be like...
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Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not RussledIbn Safir
3/07/19 6:58am
OT: It’s funny to think that the only thing keeping the DoJ from unsealing a ton of indictments is that Trump is praying to win another term.
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cdwag14Ibn Safir
3/07/19 9:00am
One more time, every fucking day this fat bag of phlegm and chicken grease shows you that he is ill equipped to do anything other than run a hot dog stand and a percentage of the population thinks it’s great. Really DNC you should hammer this fat fuck with every truth telling ad that you can. Don’t let his bloated shrimp dicked ass run from anything. He is a balloon waiting to be popped.
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SarDeliacIbn Safir
3/07/19 10:35am
Good, then I think I’ll do the same thing with the Fake News Networks and the Radical Left Democrats in the General Election debates!
No you won’t, you thirsty attention whore. All CNN has to do is chyron, “President Hiding in White House, Fearful Of Defending His Failed Policies” and you’ll be all up in this bitch faster than you can open a bucket of extra-crispy.
What you might do, however, is refuse to do more than one debate after the Democratic nominee slices your ass to pieces and hands it back to you in chunks in the first one. Because unlike 2016, big guy, they know what you’re going to do, and they’re all tired of listening to your bullshit.
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BiturbowagonIbn Safir
3/07/19 2:09pm
Bemused by the DNC’s decision to spare millions of Americans the likely shitshow, Trump issued what could prove to be his biggest lie yet, threatening to deprive himself of a captive audience.
I was amused by this sentence, because the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people probably doesn’t know the meaning of the word “bemused,” or possibly that it exists.
LOL.
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