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    BadOmbreIbn Safir
    3/01/19 11:23pm
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    There is not a single man or woman amongst this administration whose hand isn’t 1.) out waiting for someone to drop something into it or 2.) grabbing the pussy.

    These people are ten different kinds and varieties of venal. Even Satan’s standing in the background like “Y’all got to slow down with this. Jeeze.”

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      TheEldreadBadOmbre
      3/01/19 11:30pm

      The fish rots from the head down. The main Chump sets the tone for how the rest behave, and true to form, every single person around him is a two-bit grifter looking to do any type of hustle - legal or illegal - to get a few extra coins.

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      FredCee71BadOmbre
      3/02/19 2:13am

      Satan: “Goddamn, y’all makin’ it too hot even for me!”

      Far be it for me to knock someone else’s hustle (especially a black woman’s), but just as I said about Chrisette Michele: if you dance with the devil, don’t be surprised when you catch hell!

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    TheEldreadIbn Safir
    3/01/19 11:25pm

    “Not only do we suffer the same hurdles that face any black man or black woman every single day, we also have the additional albatross of being conservative,”

    “I could make 10 times the amount writing a book about a fraction of what I know. This is about me honoring my commitment to the American people. If producers are truly interested, they’ll figure out a way to make it work without me having to compromise my own principled mission.”

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      BadOmbreTheEldread
      3/01/19 11:42pm

      Right? Cry me the entire Nile River with that bullshit. She did this to herself.

      There are things we can’t control. Taking on an modern American ideological movement that hates your ass and going to work for Donald fucking Trump isn’t one of those things.

      Lynn Patton has worked for Trump for 10 years now. In the words of Kanye...

      “When you hear of someone working for Donald Trump for 10 years? 10 years?  That sounds like a choice.”

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      LolaFalanasLongAssLegsTheEldread
      3/02/19 1:48am

      Wayaminute. I thought the point of being a black conservative was that there IS no such thing as racism.

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    Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Ibn Safir
    3/02/19 10:09am

    I finally remembered how I knew who she was. She wasn’t playing this same ‘oppressed black woman struggle’ card when she tried to come for God’s favorite white house reporter April Ryan, for daring to do her job as a reporter and question Lynne’s dotard boss. She didn’t say a word about her so-called “commitment to the American people” then. The shit she talked wasn’t even professional. Instead she went after Ryan’s appearance. At least Lynne got herself a better wig since then because she was out there looking like Stephen A Smith in drag. Even her own hairline didn’t wanna fuck with her.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZNunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)
      3/02/19 2:15pm

      I finally remembered how I knew who she was. She wasn’t playing this same ‘oppressed black woman struggle’ card when she tried to come for God’s favorite white house reporter April Ryan, for daring to do her job as a reporter and question Lynne’s dotard boss. She didn’t say a word about her so-called “commitment to the American people” then.

      How is it people have forgotten all this? ^^

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      FlamingFeministaNunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)
      3/03/19 4:18pm

      The Detroit Delegation of the Supreme Hair Court has convened and reviewed this hair system...after minimal consideration, we decry the allusion that this monstrosity resembles a Chitlin Circuit Concoction because neither we nor our Atlanta Adjunct nor our Potomac Practitioners are so unskilled and unpracticed in the art and expertise of weavology.

      The Detroit Delegation declares: this ‘hair style’, brothers and sisters, is the result of a secret cohort of Asian Usurpers operating after-hours out of suburban stripmalls. This creation of the streakily bleached lacefront variety is part of the Basement Trump Collection and this model is the Ivanka, modified for Black chicks.

      The Court has spoken.

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    MisterPigginsIbn Safir
    3/02/19 2:38am

    “Not only do we suffer the same hurdles that face any black man or black woman every single day, we also have the additional albatross of being conservative,”

    My self-inflicted gunshot is very painful too.

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      acornMisterPiggins
      3/03/19 12:52am

      that sentence construction is also very painful. my god

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusIbn Safir
    3/02/19 12:04am

    You ain’t never getting your show because who would watch?

    Non-black conservatives don’t give a SHIT bout your ass.

    Non-conservatives don’t give a SHIT bout your ass.

    So... Is this a new channel for you and Paris ‘Jonah’ Dennard?

    Wait, that wouldn’t work either, because black conservatives don’t give a SHIT bout anyone but themselves, and the house owners.

    Now quit flappin’ your gums, you got shucking and jiving to do.

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Archaeyopterix Majorus
      3/02/19 10:16am

      She could always costar with Zirconia and Polyester (Diamond and Silk).

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      Old white guyArchaeyopterix Majorus
      3/02/19 10:56am

      No one needs to watch. They’d use it just for the clips to show how non racist republicans are, and how racist, thuggish, and violent liberals are. 

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    HuskyBroIbn Safir
    3/02/19 8:29am

    I hear the Kardashians are looking for a new spokestoken and Patton may be just right for the gig because Triskett Thompson will take one look at that chitlin circuit wig and get E.D. and then Khloe can get some sleep

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)HuskyBro
      3/02/19 10:18am

      Chitlin circuit wig... ok that gets a star lol.

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      MojoHannaHuskyBro
      3/02/19 11:34am

      Chitlin circuit wig and spokestoken...Oh Lordt...the vernacular is spectacular!

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    Asano SokatoIbn Safir
    3/02/19 11:03am

    You mad

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      MojoHannaAsano Sokato
      3/02/19 11:47am

      I’m mad too. But I’m more sad at the terrible hair, the belligerent lips and whatever illness that makes them think they are anything more than the master’s tools. You know- the ones who will never dismantle the master’s house. I hope that lil change is worth it to them.

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      rennyf777Asano Sokato
      3/02/19 4:29pm

      yikes.  its the same expression as on the hound of the plastervilles who called the cops on that dude at the dog park.  self-hatred is not a good look.

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZIbn Safir
    3/02/19 2:12pm

    “Just because someone has a black person working for them does not mean they aren’t racist,” Tliab said. Meadows, seated in front of Patton, defended her presence, claiming Tliab was racist to suggest he would use Patton as a “prop.”

    Tlaib. #corrections

    Please make sure her last name is spelled correctly. As often as RWNJs and TRE45ON supporters do it to us — basically imply without so much stating it that it isn’t worth it to make the effort to learn — IMO we need to make the effort for one another as we head into this prospective hot mess of a national campaign season.

    #DoTheRightThing2020

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    MarcelineIbn Safir
    3/02/19 7:10am

    Finally. Thank you for calling out the collaborator.

    Every story about what Mark Meadows did should talk about what Mark Meadows and Lynne Patton did. That was a two-person job.

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    Babylon SystemIbn Safir
    3/02/19 12:42pm

    “Black Republican Conservative”

    When she walks by a store window and sees her own reflection, does she immediately call the police?

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