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    Old white guyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/01/19 1:45pm

    Some people just don’t react to spicy like most normal human beings. I saw them do the chip challenge on ESPN, and while everyone else was gasping for air, one of them (Trey Wingo?) was just eating it with a “I was expecting more” look on his face.

    Personally, I don’t see the thrill of eating foods so spicy your mouth is on fire for an hour and you spend your evening in executive time on the can.

    Hmmmm, maybe this explains trump. Maybe he just eats really spicy food! Nah.

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      Tool of the MatriarchyOld white guy
      3/01/19 9:12pm

      My son’s the opposite; he can’t do spicy at all. His mouth doesn’t burn more than normal, but he’ll be sweating, red-faced and tears pouring with really mild chili.

      It’s probably related to his multiple allergies. He’s quite literally allergic to weed, and is so allergic to shellfish that he’s reacted to fish that have eaten shellfish. Also bees, cockroaches, latex and fucking lavender (only the world’s most popular fragrance). Thank god for Epipens.

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      ns930Tool of the Matriarchy
      3/02/19 12:44pm

      and is so allergic to shellfish that he’s reacted to fish that have eaten shellfish

      That’s the most fucked up allergy thing I’ve heard in a while.

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    satalacStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/01/19 12:34pm

    The Shaq hot chip challenge was still better.

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      I Can Smell Fear On Yousatalac
      3/04/19 8:46am

      Shaq’s was hilarious!!! 

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    Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/01/19 4:03pm

    You don’t drink water with stuff like this. You’re literally putting something extremely acidic in your mouth. Water doesn’t help. You need a base to cancel out acid, that’s why people recommend milk. 

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    Bob ColeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/01/19 12:26pm

    What a bunch of morons.

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    FiveLiters1Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/01/19 3:04pm

    I read this as the #ChochaChallenge and giggled loudly at work.

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