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    OMG!PONIES!Ibn Safir
    3/01/19 3:34am
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    Dogs hump dogs. It’s part of their behavior. They do it to establish a social pecking order.

    This is Henri, aka Taye Doggs. He humps. When we had cats, he hump the cats. Back in Oakland, he’d hump other dogs at the dog run. You holler at the dog, maybe apologize to the other owner, and move on with your life. You don’t call the cops. Mainly because 911 is for actual crimes.

    And yes... it is fucking hilarious to see a dog hump a cat.

    The moral of the story is "If you don't want your dog to be humped, don't get a dog. Dogs hump. Dogs get humped." 

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      BadOmbreOMG!PONIES!
      3/01/19 3:40am

      “Taye Doggs”

      I. am. deceased. lol

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      benlama1OMG!PONIES!
      3/01/19 4:29am

      My little guy tries to hump his sister cats, and always humps his bed before climbing in at night at bedtime.

      I love dogs, but they can be freaks!

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    Flamingo83Ibn Safir
    2/28/19 10:16pm

    Ooh the lady was thinking she could play master then when that failed White Woman in Distress, the ultimate victim and the cop would White KKKnight for her.

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      Raineyb1013Flamingo83
      3/01/19 6:25am

      These bitches have a fucking nerve to demand that the be obeyed as tough they were Queen of the fucking public dog park.

      He’s nicer than I am because I probably would have cursed the bitch out.

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      TheEldreadFlamingo83
      3/01/19 7:44am

      Those two ladies literally went through all the steps they take when terrorizing black people. You notice how when the police came they reached peak White woman mode? Also note how the cop starts with his bullshit about the car running and him just standing there can be considered assault. He has to remind the black guy that even though he’s on a trivial call about DOG HUMPING, there is still a possibility he can face legal repercussions.

      And before anyone starts #notallwhitewoman

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    Borg QueenIbn Safir
    2/28/19 10:43pm

    “the cucumber from Veggie Tales”

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      Freak0nautBorg Queen
      2/28/19 10:51pm

      da fuq is “Veggie Tales”?

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      Borg QueenFreak0naut
      2/28/19 11:05pm

      It’s this, like, semi-Christian kids cartoon with vegetables. I hope I described it right, in college we used to get super stoned and watch it

      She really does look like that damn cuke though

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    chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbannedIbn Safir
    3/01/19 12:17am

    And while she’s being horrible, her dog enjoys the humping and keeps playing.

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      LolaFalanasLongAssLegschocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbanned
      3/01/19 8:22pm

      That was my takeaway meanwhile; dogs could not give not give a fuck.

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      chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbannedLolaFalanasLongAssLegs
      3/02/19 9:34am

      Yes, they are so happy playing.

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    Old white guyIbn Safir
    2/28/19 9:56pm

    Wait! What? One dog humped another? In public? How disgraceful!

    So now we’re calling the cops on black people because their dog were doing what dogs do?

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      Raineyb1013Old white guy
      3/01/19 5:17pm

      Someone needs to tell foolinmouth that nobody is obligated to move because some random heaux ordered him to. 

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    BiturbowagonIbn Safir
    3/01/19 12:36am

    I know that some (stupid) people have problems with miscegenation, but damn. She has a problem with miscegenation by proxy? Was his dog black and hers white? Was hers purebreed and his...well, damn, all I can say is:

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    Pasta...er, basta!

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      chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbannedBiturbowagon
      3/01/19 7:32am

      You make fun but my dog has been criticized because she’s black.

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      Gracie's Momchocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbanned
      3/01/19 10:26am

      Actually, black dogs have a much harder time getting adopted and are much more likely to be euthanized at shelters.  Black cats too.  It’s horrible.

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    TheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContextIbn Safir
    2/28/19 11:00pm

    This is going to be long so hold on. I had a Boston Terrier named Roscoe Dolomite, may he RIP. There was a guy who had a shepherd name Shep (the owner was not terribly creative he also had a black dog named....wait for it.....Blackie) that used to love to hump my little Boston. This would go on until Roscoe would turn around and charge at his dog to get the hell off. One day Shep humps, Roscoe charges, Shep dodges and the owner says my dog got a bite of his private parts. I knew this guy was litigious because he had sued another woman at the dog park. I say, OK, we need to take pictures of the offended area immediately and that I’d like to see it. He hems and haws and I said I demand to see it now in case he needs medical attention. As you can expect, nothing happens and this man loved to tell people that my dog bit him in his privates, to which everyone would look at my dog, look at him and break out into hysterical laughter.

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      godspeed aquaboyTheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContext
      3/01/19 10:21am

      I love ‘Roscoe Dolomite’.  That’s all.

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      Miss Two SenseTheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContext
      3/02/19 10:01pm

      Dogs named Blackie . . . yikes.

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    WokeLadyVeeIbn Safir
    3/01/19 9:10am

    These ugly Beckys are a pain in the ass. The NERVE. What's he supposed to do? Whisper and kiss her hand while she yells at him--and his dog? God forbid he yells back right? And the police should have cited her. Such bs. I betcha if said black-man offered to hump her she would've been more than happy to oblige. Meth residue lookin bih!

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      EvenBaggierTrousers7WokeLadyVee
      3/01/19 10:39am

      I guess she expected him to just stand there and take it, be subservient and bow down.

      Fuck her.

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    Hyperbolic Idiot ChamberIbn Safir
    2/28/19 10:35pm

    Baxley’s mind-numbing interaction with Sailor Uranus plays out in subsequent videos.

    Wow, wow, wow, what did Uranus ever do to you?

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      JustPassingThroughHyperbolic Idiot Chamber
      3/01/19 11:26am

      I’m here to stick up for Sailor Uranus’ good name. She doesn’t deserve to get called out for Darlene Dog’s behavior.

      So unfair.  Poor Haruka.

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      UnknownKadathHyperbolic Idiot Chamber
      3/01/19 11:50am

      I don’t follow Christie Allie so idk if she’s an asshole but Sephiroth definitely is. Sailor Uranus was a bit too far.

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    Meh-zuzahIbn Safir
    3/01/19 3:25am

    Just imagine what Sailor VeggieTales would have done if Baxley had tried to pull this stunt below. White privilege is also being able to walk into a dog park wearing nothing but a gold Speedo and a generous application of peanut butter without Diane calling the cops. O, to have that freedom!

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      JonsLegionMeh-zuzah
      3/01/19 9:58am

      I..... I don’t know. I’m just.... I’m not sure I want that freedom.

      Like. At. All.

      I just can’t.

      I mean, what the fuck?

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      I Brain YouJonsLegion
      3/01/19 10:56am

      That guy lost a bet in his Fantasy Football league. There’s your explanation. :D

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