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    cblakeleyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 2:34pm

    Add me to the growing ranks of people who REALLY want to see his academic records. Just how bad was it?

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      CousinPamcblakeley
      2/28/19 2:45pm

      I have a few different “how bad you think his grades are?” conversations going. Didn’t one of his Penn profs say he was dumb or mediocre or something?

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      THE DARK ONECousinPam
      2/28/19 2:48pm

      mediocre is polite.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 2:50pm

    In 1964, for a very rich, white male to go to Fordham meant he must’ve been a straight up moron. Fordham was like the 6th best university in New York, never mind the country. If you were as rich as he was, you basically just had to be able to sign your name and you could get into to Yale (see W) back in those days.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsNot Enough Day Drinking
      2/28/19 3:11pm

      I don’t know. The Trumps (and this is the monkey that has been on his back since forever) were considered low-rent trash amongst the hoi polloi. The blue-blooded Bush’s from Kennebunkport Maine could sign their names and get into Yale. Mr. Low-Rent Queens guy had a few more hoops to throw dollars through. 

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      SitzpinklerNot Enough Day Drinking
      2/28/19 3:27pm

      No, back then you had to be the right kind of white. Drumpf was not it. And it burns him up to this day.

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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 3:07pm

    Let me just remind everyone that this was the man (Donald Trump) who harangued Barack Obama about showing his transcripts. Not so subtly implying that Obama did not have a “good brain” and got bad grades. Furthermore, if this was true his admission to Columbia and Harvard Law was tainted (meaning that he stole spots from deserving white people).

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      Old white guyThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      2/28/19 4:25pm

      Hell, I don’t think I’ve seen trump’s birth certificate either. And if he has released it, I haven’t done the detailed analysis needed to verify it is real that was done on Obama’s. Until then, it’s a fake.

      But, then again, the question of whether Obama was born in the US wasn’t settled until Trump settled it in 2016, if you recall. 

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      theimmortalkeithrichardsOld white guy
      2/28/19 5:22pm

      I hear that at CPAC today several speakers assured the crowd that Trump was born in a manger.

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    Texan2203Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 3:36pm

    I’m not calling for it but if someone leaks the records, I’d be happy. 

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      SorrynotsorryTexan2203
      2/28/19 4:31pm

      Also I think Cohen said that he had no bone spurs - and no surgery. That was a nice added touch. Talk about a very large public lie by Donny who then goes on to shit all over a real Viet Nam vet who was captured. I think even Donny was surprised that that lie goes unchallenged. Maybe Mueller asked him?

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      NotTodayTexan2203
      2/28/19 5:03pm

      I’d be willing to go in on gofundmes for the brave soul(s) who decided to to leak any of the following:

      • any official school records
      • all tax returns
      • all bank statements
      • definitive proof that he’s knowingly paid for abortions
      • the tape
      • clear, undeniable video footage of him using racial slurs
      • clear, undeniable video footage of him renouncing christianity

      Feel free to add to the list.  

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    cdwag14Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 4:39pm

    The fact that this piece of shit was “elected” to the highest office in the land should shame this country to no end. Then again after watching that shit show yesterday these assholes seem proud that they would trip over their own dicks to defend this bloated sack of shit and his equally loathsome offspring. The real shame of this farce is that when this fat fuck expires he will get the same type of funeral that a Kennedy, Ford, Reagan and Bush got and that makes me fucking furious. I may not have liked Reagan or Bush but I never thought they were so evil that they would take the word of dictators over our intelligence agencies.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZcdwag14
      2/28/19 9:46pm

      I keep thinking about that. Do you really think if he’s indicted for multiple RICO and FCPA crimes by SDNY they’re still going to give him a state funeral ...? I don’t think we’ve ever had to even deal with that before.

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      SadieMaeRooo sez BISH PLZ
      3/01/19 12:09am

      FWIW, apparently Nixon had the option of a state funeral but he/his family opted to have a smaller service at his presidential library in California. So it sounds like it was at least an option for him, anyway.

      Of course no matter what happens with Trump I’m sure on his deathbed he’ll demand to lie in state in the Rotunda and everything. And then he’ll rise from the dead just to crow about how “uge” the funeral crowd was, probably the “ugest” funeral crowd ever for anyone in recorded history.

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    Tippi GordonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 5:30pm

    I also like Trevor Noah’s hypothesis that maybe Trump got an A in Spanish, which would ruin his credibility with his base.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZTippi Gordon
      2/28/19 9:41pm

      That was so funny.   I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who heard that.

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    Old white guyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 4:31pm

    I think you’ve got this wrong, Stephen.

    He doesn’t want the world to know just how smart he really is, because he feels this will make other world leaders feel impotent next to him.

    Also, being a role model for all the young children out there, he doesn’t want to make them feel bad about themselves because they’re not as smart as DJT.

    Because, let’s be honest. If you were to see how he scored a 2000 out of 1600 on the SAT, and his GPA was 8.21 on a scale of 0 to 4, you can imagine how stupid we’d all feel. I mean, even stupider than we do now after listening to him.

    But we don’t need to know his grades or SAT score to realize how smart he is. He’s let it slip a couple of times that he’s one of the smartest people you’ll ever meet, and he’s also let it come out that he’s an expert on almost every topic. Hell, he knows more about the world today than his own ‘intelligence’ officers!

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Old white guy
      2/28/19 4:58pm

      Lol yes, his intelligence is only outweighed by his modesty.

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      Sassinak11Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)
      2/28/19 6:13pm

      Or his waistband size.

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 2:49pm

    FFFFFFFourth worst student they ever had

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      JonsLegionArchaeyopterix Majorus
      2/28/19 3:24pm

      He was getting all those F’s to make sure he was Extra White.

      #FFFFFF

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      hexed13JonsLegion
      2/28/19 3:50pm

      That is f-ing hilarious!!! 

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    TheEldreadStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 3:01pm

    I will never get tired of laughing at how goofy he looks in that main photo

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    Babylon SystemStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 2:53pm

    I thought that had been verified even before 2016.

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