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    FuckerCarlsonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:00pm

    The White House is running on a bare-bones crew and no, that isn’t a shot at Kellyanne Conway.

    Perfection.

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      pCthulhuFuckerCarlson
      2/28/19 4:51pm

      I disagree sir, that was amazing, this sold it for me:

      Trump can’t keep taking Ls, especially during tax season when the middle class—all those Midwestern and Southerners who voted for Trump—are realizing that their tax returns are looking a lot like their GPAs.

      That brought a tear to my eye.

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      PooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswordspCthulhu
      3/01/19 9:40am

      Can you have a negative GPA!?

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    Gameface doesn`t play nice with othersStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:13pm

    The tax plan passed by the sycophants last year was a win....for him and all of those who have vineyards and personal aircraft. I want him to be a continual shining example of what happens when the electorate sends the ill-informed, ill-equipped, and intellectually challenged to the White House. Mediocre white men stay winning but now that the number one standard has shown to be even more maladroit than G.W. Bush and he fuckin’ wit’ people’s pockets, they have to see that the best candidate should be who the person best qualified.

    ...What am I saying....racism will always be the deciding factor in these United States. These stupid fuckers would rather die from poverty, a perma-frost level stupidity from a lack of quality education, a lack of health care, and poisoned water and air than to vote for the candidate with some melanin that would actually try to help them regardless of their ignorance. 45 is exactly who they deserve and hopefully his effects will reverberate for generations of them to come.

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      SouthwestfinestGameface doesn`t play nice with others
      2/28/19 1:25pm

      All of this. Only issue I have is well working west chester PA I see some have flipped and won’t vote for him again. The stranger thing is some are doubling down literally have made a stance to defend everything he does. Its cognitive ignorance on level I don’t think we have ever seen before. Lets just hope the lesson continues through next so 2020 can be the end of this nightmare.

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      CyclicalSynicGameface doesn`t play nice with others
      2/28/19 1:28pm

      “...when the electorate sends the ill-informed, ill-equipped, and intellectually challenged to the White House.“

      We should just keep this line around in case AOC gets to the WH.

      Actually, just replace “the White House” with “Congress” and it is dead-on for today for describing her.

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    Babylon SystemStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 3:06pm

    All I can say is TGIF! Let the vodka roll. :)

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      Kinjaverse Mattiescramz doesn't care what bathroom you useBabylon System
      2/28/19 3:13pm

      Where do you live that it's Friday?

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      Von Clyderdale: Exiled from JezebelBabylon System
      2/28/19 3:21pm

      Why would you do this? Today is Wednesday.

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    cdwag14Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:28pm

    These last few days are why I can never laugh at The SNL Skit “Them Trump’s.” If this were a black man or gasp Hillary Clinton the impeachment hearings would’ve begun months ago. May I remind all the mouth breathing assholes that voted for this fucking half wit asshole, despite warnings from his hometown that he was a bullshit artist, that Bill Clinton was impeached for far less. Shit Trump should be in jail right now with his hellspawn and his stick figure of a wife. Speaking of that piece of trash where the hell is she? If you GOP pricks had issues with Michelle’s bare arms in a photo and her wanting your kids not to eat more sugar then you better have something to say about her ass not being present at all.

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    BeopuppyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:09pm

    Hey, I want him flayed so his day could be worse.

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      ConstantineBeopuppy
      2/28/19 11:11pm

      I like where your head’s at. +1

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    Lukewarm TakesStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:42pm
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    That sentence. Perfection.

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    Old white guyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 3:56pm

    Trump has three ‘wins’ on his scorecard so far, as I recall.

    1. He finally got his travel ban (after three tries and finally hiring some people to write it in such a way that could pass muster, rather than “We don’t want dem here!”)! We’re no safer now, but at least he got it! Woohoo!

    2. The GOP tax plan, which is going to kill the US in the short and long term, but it was the GOP dream to cut taxes across the board. But mind you, this was just step 1. In the Paul Ryan playbook, step 2 is admit that the deficit is not being paid for itself by the tax cuts, and there’s only one solution. Step 3 is cut entitlements as much as possible.

    Because the tax plan was always about cutting entitlements down the road (and if it made them rich in the meantime, great, that works too).

    3. Judges!

    Honestly, however, Trump only deserves credit for #1. #2 was not his idea, it was Mitch and Paul. #3 would have been done by any republican president, except someone else might have chosen some more capable judges than just whoever the federalists say were OK.

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    Manic OttiStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:03pm

    “Now that Trump is president and no longer actually running Evil Inc.”

    Pretty sure the entire Presidency was just an attempt to expand the Trump Evil Empire.

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      KingOfDomaManic Otti
      2/28/19 1:09pm

      Ironic, since it looks like that’ll be the cause of its downfall. Gotta love opening up your thoroughly corrupt organization to third party scrutiny!

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      RandomHookupManic Otti
      2/28/19 2:13pm

      The US Government, now a division of Evil, Inc. 

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    ArturoStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 1:56pm

    I feel like KJU totally punked him by getting Trump to finally go to Vietnam. Talk about a power move. Un might be a saber-rattling pissbaby but he was raised to be a dictator and understands politics far better than Trumpster Fire ever will.

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    FredCee71Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 9:23pm

    Trump can’t keep taking Ls, especially during tax season when the middle class—all those Midwestern and Southerners who voted for Trump—are realizing that their tax returns are looking a lot like their GPAs.

    Or much much worse, according to the article you posted after this one, his own GPA’s!

    https://www.theroot.com/its-confirmed-president-trump-is-a-damn-dotard-1832964518

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